Busted In Acadiana

It’s one thing to smear a person’s name, but it’s another to smear your feces on their Toyota Camry.

A man in El Cajon, Calif., was arrested early this morning after officers say they observed him standing on top of the Camry, smearing feces on it, KGTV reported.

When the cops approached the alleged poop smearer, they say he pulled on his shorts and jumped over a fence that separated the street from Interstate 8, according to HyperVocal.com. Officials blame the suspect’s antics for a crash that occurred, and had to close westbound lanes.

The suspect, whose name has not been released, was eventually apprehended at a trolley stop a short distance away from the crap-covered car, according to KGTV-TV.

Police are currently trying to figure out if the man was suffering from mental illness or was under the influence of drugs or alcohol. It is unclear what charges are pending.

As gross as the allegations against the suspect are, they actually pale in comparison to the ones made against Gregory Matthew Bruni, who is accused getting naked, assaulting a homeowner in North Myers, Fla., trashing the home while naked, and then defecating and masturbating inside the house.

Is pooping on the floor a common pastime in the Palm Tree State? Who knows, but in January, a woman in Vero Beach, Fla. allegedly pooped on the floor in retaliation after finding her husband cheating on her.