Silencing prison farts

Rececently we heard the term prison fart used by two former cell mates reuniting with each other at the Waffle House..
So…what exactly is a prison fart?
According to Urban Dictionary, a prison fart is a fart which resembles the qualities attained in a male prison. Prison farts are a result of the unmeasurable amounts of anal sex the prisoner has while doing time. Urban dictionary says the anal sex results in the poop shoot being loosened resulting in the farts exiting the anus without making much noise…which leads to our next question…
Based on that definition, we believe that is extra incentive to stay out of jail for many.
In next weeks edition of gross you out in Acadiana we will cover…
So…is farting freely acceptable in jail or prison?




Wed, Jan 23, 2013
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